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HEY!!
What d'you bastards think you're doin' on our boat? Yeah, this is our turf! You... can't just come on at once like that! Go away!
--Aww, chill out, you guys! It's been such a long time since we've had visitors, right? Let's just play nice with everyone! Anyway, welcome to the Titanic, everyone! Yes, it is the same one that the Americans crashed. Looks reaaal nice now, doesn't it? Since I'm the only one that lives here, looks like I'm going to be your guide for today! If you've got any questions, I'll try my best to answer them. But first off, no, I don't know where the money came from, no, I'm not complaining, and no, you can't have any! ♥
Anyway, I'm also offering maps! This is such a huge place, after all. They're only a thousand yen! Or, if you don't have money, anything of value you can trade is fine too. Trust me, if you get lost without one of these on you, you'd be begging you bought one! As a bonus, you'll get free flippy-floppies! Not my fault if their boxes have suspiciously-placed holes in them. It'll also be a really good idea to get some loans just in case something happens on this thing. I guarantee nothing!
With that in mind, I hope you enjoy your stay~!
[ ooc; YOU'RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS. \o/!! this is a mod-approved event starter+spam post! feel free to threadhop! also, this isn't the only post, so go ahead and post about how you fucked a mermaid or whatnot. also because I can have rare nice things, this pic has become a reality *A*! ]
What d'you bastards think you're doin' on our boat? Yeah, this is our turf! You... can't just come on at once like that! Go away!
--Aww, chill out, you guys! It's been such a long time since we've had visitors, right? Let's just play nice with everyone! Anyway, welcome to the Titanic, everyone! Yes, it is the same one that the Americans crashed. Looks reaaal nice now, doesn't it? Since I'm the only one that lives here, looks like I'm going to be your guide for today! If you've got any questions, I'll try my best to answer them. But first off, no, I don't know where the money came from, no, I'm not complaining, and no, you can't have any! ♥
Anyway, I'm also offering maps! This is such a huge place, after all. They're only a thousand yen! Or, if you don't have money, anything of value you can trade is fine too. Trust me, if you get lost without one of these on you, you'd be begging you bought one! As a bonus, you'll get free flippy-floppies! Not my fault if their boxes have suspiciously-placed holes in them. It'll also be a really good idea to get some loans just in case something happens on this thing. I guarantee nothing!
With that in mind, I hope you enjoy your stay~!
[ ooc; YOU'RE ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS. \o/!! this is a mod-approved event starter+spam post! feel free to threadhop! also, this isn't the only post, so go ahead and post about how you fucked a mermaid or whatnot. also because I can have rare nice things, this pic has become a reality *A*! ]
