sixth entry: "He pulled a Luke, to summarize."
*EXPLOSION*
Hahahaha... That's not how an engine is supposed to turn off...!!
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... OKAY. Attention everybody! If you hear this, go to the deck right now! The boat is sinking or it's going to be! Tell everyone you can and get to somewhere safe as fast as possible! This is not a drill!! I repeat, the boat is sinking and you need to get to safety!!
((OOC: Okay! The ship is sinking! Threads don't (in fact, shouldn't) have to be in the engine room or anything, and threadhopping is allowed and encouraged! And did I mention THE SHIP IS SINKING WOMEN CHILDREN AND HODIANS FIRST!!))
Hahahaha... That's not how an engine is supposed to turn off...!!
...
... OKAY. Attention everybody! If you hear this, go to the deck right now! The boat is sinking or it's going to be! Tell everyone you can and get to somewhere safe as fast as possible! This is not a drill!! I repeat, the boat is sinking and you need to get to safety!!
((OOC: Okay! The ship is sinking! Threads don't (in fact, shouldn't) have to be in the engine room or anything, and threadhopping is allowed and encouraged! And did I mention THE SHIP IS SINKING WOMEN CHILDREN AND HODIANS FIRST!!))