FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
[ Pretend this is an NPC post, as this is not a Renge post! The night is young! Today marks the... day before America's birthday! WHATEVER. THE FOURTH LASTS 3 DAYS YOU ARE ALL GOING TO ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT. As if a magic curtain has drawn itself over island's landscape, the Amusement park has popped up out of nowhere, bringing amusement and attractions to all whom draw near! And they will be there for the duration of those three days!
So, what will you do first? Enjoy the teacup rides? Partake in some nutritious hot cats? Have a romantic ferris wheel ride whether you want to or not? The weekend is young, and you're welcome to enjoy it! ... If you don't get hurt, after all the island makes no guarantees.
Guideline post because you NEED IT. ]