[It's a bird! It's a plane! ... No, it's just your not-so-average crazed mafia boss in the sky, breaking down your 4th wall. WITH LASERS IN HIS EYES. Dr. Evil would be so proud.]
I always thought this device made my face look fat.
Oh well!
Ahh, I'm bored. Why don't you all play with me ♥
For those of you from another universe -- and all you fine Islanders -- I'm holding interviews for potential employees. Benefits negotiable! I'm so generous.
[[OOC:
4th Wall Day, commence! Come say hi & threadhopping = encouraged/expected etc etc]]