The Ultimate Anti-Climax of Ultimate History?

[insertshortrant]

[So, all of you islanders have been recovering from the horrors of the Zombie Island Mish-Mash of Nuclear AWESOME, doing your island-y things. That's cool, so has Ed, off being his usual slightly-reclusive self and blowing things up in his Gilligan-lab to pass the time. Life returns to what passes for normal here, right

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[pennate]

...

[Suddenly, edward gets a hug.]

[insertshortrant]

[Hi, clinging back. :<] ...we're not even sure if this is for real, though.

[pennate]

Even the mere joke of leaving is a disturbing one. It does not contain any amusement.

[insertshortrant]

I know.

...Freya. If this is real...what do you want to do? Whose world should we go to?

[tuned_wrong]

Hum... [See the invitation. Se it get folded into a paper plane.

Letting it fly, Aion's contemplative frown turns into a smile as he turns his back and walks away. Time's up, huh? This system broke faster than he had imagined.]

[17_going_on_8]

Will you be fine? Back home, I mean.

[tuned_wrong]

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Me? I don't know. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to die.

[17_going_on_8]

... [WHAT?!]

[lolspiritfinger]

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...ten bucks the first person who tries to go home gets thrown into the ocean.

[most_talented]

Nah, too easy... unless the ocean gets sharks.

[lolspiritfinger]

What about piranhas? These tropical places have those kind of guys, right?

[most_talented]

Or some kind of freaky hybrid with the two.

[pedokinesis]

Hmmm... All right, step right up, kids! This will be your one and only chance for me to help you experience flying in the sky!

... or your last chance to try and hit me. Good luck with that though.

[alienclover]

[RAISES HER ARMS EXPECTANTLY]

[pedokinesis]

*and with a finger flick, UP YOU GO*

[usedwatergun]

[ SHITLOAD OF ICICLES COMING YOUR WAY ]

[jerky_genius]

So let's see, if I sell each at fifty bucks...

Ah, it doesn't matter how much I sell them, I'm going to be filthy stinking rich. Ku ku kuuuu~ Oh HEY ISLAND, CAN I KEEP THE DOUJINSHI IN THE LIBRARY!?

[lionborn]

..... [FREAK]

[jerky_genius]

[I think you meant OPPORTUNIST] Something the matter, da ze~?

[lionborn]

...

Naaaw. Just wondering how the hell you wanna move the better of the whole damn library on your own...