Comments | i_said_boourns: I was going to go to bed...

i_said_boourns

I was going to go to bed...

Oct 14, 2009 02:49

I love every time Barbie is mentioned in ONTD. Possible wank and general ONTD-asshattery aside, I love it because every time, someone brings up the mating habits of their dolls.

So this thread is hilarious. Seriously, I'm laughing so hard at this I'm almost crying, especially at the people who thought they were the only ones ( Read more... )

lolz

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coervus October 14 2009, 15:58:49 UTC

lmfao, that thread is adorable. I wasn't that much into Barbies but I'm sure I did this at least once.

i_said_boourns October 14 2009, 21:09:19 UTC

hahahaha yesss. I don't even think I fully understood what I was doing. I was just going off of Mexican soap operas.

pr1ncesslaya October 14 2009, 19:42:20 UTC

Then he proceeded to earn the "action" part of his name.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. That Luke. What a dog.

i_said_boourns October 14 2009, 21:10:02 UTC

Well it was him or Darth Vader. No one wants to sleep with that D:

pr1ncesslaya October 14 2009, 21:15:47 UTC

Wellll, if he keeps the mask on....

mayet October 14 2009, 21:52:43 UTC

Speak for yourself. I'd rather do Darth than Luke. Provided Darth's penis was miraculously not burned off.

Also I feel like I missed out on some childhood right of passage. The only Barbie I had wasn't even a Barbie, it was some generic brand crap doll a relative I didn't know pawned off on me for my birthday six months after the fact. I wasn't mad at said relative, but I did decapitate the doll and try to fill its head with centipedes.

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batsyx October 15 2009, 04:40:32 UTC

lol @ the barbie ontd thread! i totally did the "smashing" of the bodies and occasionally i would make moaning sounds. LMAO I WAS SUCH A FREAK.

i_said_boourns October 16 2009, 08:06:58 UTC

HAHAHAHA ME TOO!! I borrowed all my "stories" from novelas, although I'm pretty sure my dolls got it on more than the actors.