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Incident #1:
SOMEONE. HEY SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ILANA THAT DYNAMITE IS OLD AS SHIT AND SHOULD BE HANDLED CAREFULLY. OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP HER FROM JUST SWINGING THAT BAG ALL OVER THE PLACE! SOMEONE STOP HER!! TWO OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE THERE WHEN ARZT BLEW UP! NO LOOK AT THOSE WATER BOTTLES SHE'S JUST- OH. SHE'S DEAD. GOOD JOB!
(I've just been informed that Hurley told her to watch out. I guess the lesson here is: Fil talks too damn much during my stories)
Incident #2:
OH HOLY SHIT IS THAT DAVE?! OH. NO. IT'S A MUCH OLDER GUY WITH A BEANIE. SORRY, DUDE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAVE.
Incident #3:
OMG THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THE WHISPERS. NOT.
Incident #4:
DESMOND! DESMOND! FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE WELL! GET AWAY! WALK AWAY! YOU CAN STILL TALK TO FLOCKE, JUST DON'T STAND RIGHT FUCKING THERE! TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! GREAT, NOW YOU'RE DOWN A WELL. IN A RED SHIRT. FML. OR RATHER, FUCK YOUR LIFE, BROTHA.
Incident #5:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S GOOD LOCKE!! HE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUUUUUU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
The end.