hello everyone. figured i'd update, before i forget this thing even exists. hey can anyone help me make my livejournal more exciting-looking? i'm afraid it's terribly boring, visually. maybe verbally as well, but hey, you help what you can ( Read more... )

things i want ( Read more... )

i just saw this ad online for a product called "heightmax," and it seems it is designed to do just what it says. to maximize your height. now, i thought that was genetic. it's predetermined, midgets in general do not beget giants. it's a strange mentality, the desire for biggerfastergreater things. it's as though no one is allowed to be happy ( Read more... )

when it's a jar, of course, and that is the truth ( Read more... )

hey kids. john shortino's 12:39 a.m. update time ( Read more... )

months of silence have given way to a minute or two where i can just sit and spew whatever's on my mind since july ( Read more... )

if i care about you, i've probably told you what's going on. i'm worried out of my mind about the whole thing and it's like a silence has fallen on the house (and darling darling please come by so another voice will hear mine ( Read more... )

my my my how i've missed evenings like this ( Read more... )

"i'm a little bit lonely these days" -herman blume, in "rushmore ( Read more... )

my fish are dead and my dog is dying ( Read more... )