I got to CVS today 2 minutes after they closed the pharmacy. fuck! I'm coming home in like 11 days. but I need a job. BAD. I'm screwed. fuck!

Also, the Neverending Story was not nearly as cool as when I was 8. but still awesome, in that special not-awesome way.

"Pot can get your heart pumping faster than a tricked-up drum machine at a techno-tribal music festival."
- from a hilarious pamphlet about the dangers of marijuana I got at
Health Services

Today in Grimms to Disney we watched the most creepy, fucked up version of Little Red Riding Hood. It had Christina Ricci when she was young and the wolf was a ballet dancer who lept and jumped everywhere. And then Christina Ricci got naked and burned her clothes in a fire. If you can find it you NEED to watch it, it's so weird ( Read more... )

I am so unbelievably screwed!

WATCH THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EUnSdXN6E

I laughed.

The day before yesterday my mom turned 60 and tomorrow I will be 20. When did everyone get so fucking old? Ugh I'm light-headed. I feel like I should do something cool on my last night as a teenager but I'll probably just be procrastinating on everything. Good god I feel like WEB-ing it.

Sonia has been talking to me in her sleep for the past ten minutes and it's creepy yo.

I don't really know what's going on anymore. I'm watching Blue Velvet and it's wierd.

Today I was feeding the ducks at the campus pond with a crazy homeless man and he was telling me about them and how three of them were blind and sitting off by themselves because they couldn't see the food we were throwing. Then all the ducks flew away and I was confused and I turned around and saw a hawk dragging one of the blind ducks away by the ( Read more... )

snooooooooooooooooow day!!!!!

i'm hibernating.

but i'm soooo hungry.......

I just realized I am going to be 20 in less than a month and I kind of want to throw up everywhere. It might also be the fact that I just finished all the chocolate that my mom gave me for Valentine's day. wow i am a loser.