we had people over last night and me and this girl Dani gushed about your hot Angelina Jolie lips, and she said if she ever met you she'd ask if she can suck on your lips for the rest of the night.
I hope your b-day party went well, Happy birthday if I missed it (I am so bad at remembering birthdays)
That is the best and creepiest thing I've ever heard. Except it wasn't creepy at all.
Like 20 girls showed up and 5 guys. Because I'm a lesbian pimp. With a huge clitoris and a couple of balls hangind below it.
I just misspelled that. I just realized that. I would change it but I feel it's a better waste of my time to tell you about my bad grammar.
A couple guys did crash tho and called me and the guys (including my family) who showed up, a (fag party) and I told them to leave and they started telling my parents how much they hate queers and dykes. And my parents said i can never company over again,
But other than that it was the best b day I ever had. How was YOOOOOOOUR weekend?
P.S. By the way, my 23rd is on Tuesday but I have to work. We only get 10 days off a year. And I don't want to lose my job by having bad attendance. So my party was last nite. Good day sir ma'am.
Great. I wrote you a 3 paragraph account of my b day nite. But apparently my "login expired" Screw yahoo right up their wrinkley prune hole with a pair of scissors!
But my actual b day is on Tuesday so we drank tonite cuz if I miss even one day I can get fired even tho i type 14000 characters p/hr
Screw jobs! How are you madame? I won't be able to read any of your entries til next week. Luv ya!
Happy Birthday
anonymous
December 18 2006, 12:14:36 UTC
Well...I know you don't talk to me anymore, but I don't want you saying that I don't bother wishing you Happy Birthday, so here it is: HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY E.J!
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I hope your b-day party went well, Happy birthday if I missed it (I am so bad at remembering birthdays)
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Except it wasn't creepy at all.
Like 20 girls showed up and 5 guys. Because I'm a lesbian pimp. With a huge clitoris and a couple of balls hangind below it.
I just misspelled that. I just realized that. I would change it but I feel it's a better waste of my time to tell you about my bad grammar.
A couple guys did crash tho and called me and the guys (including my family) who showed up, a (fag party) and I told them to leave and they started telling my parents how much they hate queers and dykes.
And my parents said i can never company over again,
But other than that it was the best b day I ever had.
How was YOOOOOOOUR weekend?
P.S. By the way, my 23rd is on Tuesday but I have to work. We only get 10 days off a year. And I don't want to lose my job by having bad attendance. So my party was last nite. Good day sir ma'am.
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But my actual b day is on Tuesday so we drank tonite cuz if I miss even one day I can get fired even tho i type 14000 characters p/hr
Screw jobs!
How are you madame?
I won't be able to read any of your entries til next week. Luv ya!
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Here's a third.
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Well...I know you don't talk to me anymore, but I don't want you saying that I don't bother wishing you Happy Birthday, so here it is: HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY E.J!
I miss ya :(
- Michaela-la
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