fic: sherlock

[i_sing_anyway]

the woman, an irene adler/sherlock holmes fic
starring billie piper as irene and benedict cumberbatch as sherlock
written for mylittlepwny, who requested this ages ago
1,186 words

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[professor_spork]

“Would you like to paw through my underwear while you’re at it?” she asked archly, sitting and crossing her pale legs. She lifted a thin cigarette to her dark lips and blew a smoke ring at him.
“Ms. Adler, I doubt there’s anything in your underwear that would interest me,” he replied sharply.

*giggles*

“You haven’t changed a jot. I haven’t decided if this amuses or frustrates me.”

Heeeeeeeeeee.

She hesitated in the doorway, turning to look back at him. “And you’re telling me this why?”
“To level the playing field, so to speak.”
“Ah. Of course.”

NEED MORE.

[zombres]

The underwear bit is possibly my favourite. X^D

:D

[allthelivesofme]

OTP FOREVER

And this fic totally does them justice. :D So. Many. Fantastic Lines.

“My, but you do brood well,” she said appreciatively. “You’ve the face and figure for it. Why are you really here, Sherlock?”

Bweeee

“Conclusions are one thing; confessions are another entirely.”

PERFECT

The dressing gown slid from her shoulders, pooling at her feet with an iridescent shine. He didn’t blink, and she only grinned. A moment later she was pulling up her dress, turning slightly and giving him a heavy-lidded glance over one smooth shoulder.

“Mind being a dear and zipping me up?”

I LOVE IRENE SO VERYVERY MUCH

She hesitated in the doorway, turning to look back at him. “And you’re telling me this why?”

“To level the playing field, so to speak.”

“Ah. Of course.” She tilted her head, arched an elegant eyebrow. “Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.”

“Goodbye, Ms. Adler.”OKAY SO I KNOW THAT SHERLOCK + KIDS = DOES NOT COMPUTE AND IRENE IS NOT EXACTLY THE MOTHERLY TYPE BUT I FEEL THE WORDS "OMG YOU GUYS GO MAKE SNARKY DEVIOUS SMARTER-THAN-HELL BABIES

[zombres]

What I love about Irene is that she knows the coy and sexy routine does nothing but exasperate Sherlock, so she does it just to spite him. X^D

HAAHA their children would be too much for the world to handle, so perhaps it's a good thing that he's not overly interested in sex/procreation. LOL.

[mylittlepwny]

YOUUUU LIIIIIGHT UP MYYY LIIIIFE

I WOULD KEEP SINGING BUT THAT'S THE ONLY LINE FROM THAT SONG THAT I KNOW

LUCKILY IT'S THE ONLY LINE THAT COULD EVER FIT THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING

NOW

AFTER HAVING READ THIS

S'okay. Let's start with this.

And while other, lesser men were distracted by her curves and golden hair, Sherlock saw only the brain behind the beauty.

Of course, this didn’t stop him from being just as taken in as those lesser men.

Because OKAY SHERLS WHATEVER YOU SAY re: not caring about her pretty smile. But I love that she gets to him in a different way than she gets to everyone else; it' so them.

It took ten and a half months to uncover her tracks. She’d gone to Paris first, and when she left for New York three months later she took a diamond necklace valued at two million dollars with her. In New York he found a very wealthy and very jilted lover with much emptier pockets; in Montreal she had stolen away with incriminating photographs of an influential politician

[zombres]

I WILL TOTALLY GIVE YOU MORE. I ALREADY HAVE PLANS FOR A SLIGHTLY-ANGSTY AND EXTREMELY SEXY FOLLOW-UP, SWEETIE.

And gurrrrrrrl your comments are like nectar and ambrosia to me UGH, I have another prompt from you that I'm filling YESSSSSS. :D :D :D :D