Five Times They Weren't Interrupted (And One Time They Were): a Gaby x Illya TMFU fic
Five misadventures on five missions, featuring: finally-finished unfinished kisses, torture, undercover make-outs, Russians speaking German and Germans speaking Russian, hostage situations, betrayal, Soviet angst and commentary on life behind the Wall, Judo, ( Read more... )

For Lizz, who wanted Ben and a "first time" with the kids, ( yet more yardstick family schmoop. )

( CHAPTER EIGHT: PROFANITY. )

( CHAPTER SEVEN: PERSONAL INJURY. )

( CHAPTER SIX: THE DETECTIVE IN RED. )

( CHAPTER FIVE: DEAD KING'S PLEA. )

( CHAPTER FOUR: ELEVEN YEARS, FOUR MONTHS, FIVE DAYS. )

( CHAPTER THREE: OF MONSTERS AND MEN. )

A little something werewolfy whipped up for Connor in honor of her arrival on this earth -- hope you enjoy, bebekins! Take this as a trio of vignettes loosely centered around the Sorry, We're Dead universe.

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( CHAPTER TWO: PROMISES TO KEEP. )