Gym Leader

[i_sk8_roces]

Let’s get this out of the way: I’m short. Like 5’3” short. That’s “Napoleon short” for those of you keeping score at home. Being short, not especially attractive and having effectively no social skills have contributed to the phenomenon, that rabid readers will be familiar with, known as “not getting laid.” At some point in my dry spell, roughly

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[zailus]

Welp, there's a good reason for me to not go to the gym now. I'd been searching for one.