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Random stuff i saw online...
Jewish Samurai
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision… now THAT takes skill!"
Mine Your Own Business
An Israeli soldier at a military checkpoint addressed an Arab riding along on his donkey, his aged wife trudging before him.
"I've been watching you go by every morning for months," the guard commented, "and you always ride and your wife is always on foot. Why?"
"Wife have no donkey," replied the Arab with a shrug.
"I see. But why does she walk in front of you? Is that the custom of your people?"
The Arab shook his head. "Land mines," he exclaimed.
Minesweeper(Afghan. Version)
PLO Family Car...nicee....=)
