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[i_think_wright]

I suppose now is a good time to put this out here...

My name is Dr. Phoenix Wright: Paranormal Psychiatrist. It's an odd profession, I know, but things can get pretty crazy sometimes.

So, I'm always around to talk, and walk-ins are welcome!

[Inoltre parlo italiano]

Comments

[canoro]

Paranormal psychiatrist, eh?

May I venture to ask how exactly that works?

[i_think_wright]

The paranormal world can be somewhat disturbing. I try to help people cope in the rare instances that any "encounters" get out of hand.

I mean, I do regular psychiatry, too, but I specialize in explaining the unexplainable.

[impendency]

...Paranormal Psychiatrist? That is doubtlessly the most rediculous thing I have ever heard.

[i_think_wright]

.....Yeah, I get that a lot.

But, I guess if you don't believe in it, you won't need counseling for it...unless you've got denial issues....

[ooc: Strikes gone and oh god Ran that icon. I cannot stop laughing at it.]

[impendency]

...Considering it doesn't exist, I don't think I would.

[i_think_wright]

....Let's just say there are a lot of superstitious people around these days.

[weremint]

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Wait, what the fuck?

[i_think_wright]

(A quarter for every time I've heard that...)

It's therapy for people who, um, see ghosts and stuff...

[ooc: Things in parenthesis are inner thoughts. Blue just wouldn't show up well on this background...]

[weremint]

...

That's retarded. What kind of pussy gets freaked the fuck out over seeing a ghost?

[i_think_wright]

It depends on the person and the apparition, really.

[knightcarpenter]

That sounds like an interesting job.

[i_think_wright]

It never gets boring, that's for sure.

[knightcarpenter]

If I see anyone in need of your services, I'll pass your name on.

[i_think_wright]

Thanks.

[mayatama]

I see ghosts! I don't think I need therapy for it, though.

[i_think_wright]

Not to be rude, but are you completely certain, on either of those points? It's often surprising what people will and will not admit to, depending on the situation.

[mayatama]

Oh yes, completely sure. It's a family talent, sort of.

[i_think_wright]

A family talent to see ghosts? How did that happen?