my brother just told me that i have a puffy butt.

aka the "bubble butt"
hah
THANKS JAKE I LOVE YOU TOO.

everything was GREAT...and then....

KAPOWWWIIIEEE.

*insert various explosion noises here*

ps. this is for c.taft
c.taft,
i have decided that this, this guy


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so i emptied out my foxwoods bag to unload all of the free drinks i slipped into my bag. my mom tells me i'm a sick girl.

i'm going for the male massager next time. 0:)

where'dddd allll my frrrriiiennndsss gooooooo?

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MsHoppus281: what day could this be?
MsHoppus281: perhaps the day of your birth?

today marks 17 years of freakin bliss.

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ps. i seriously miss carrie taft too much.
the toe skin memory kills me.
hhahaaha.

&&&& michaela cady.
i dont know what i would do without you.
but if you get me a birthday present, i WILL kill you. :)