French Worksheet: (Fill in the Blank)

Je fais l'amour avec ____________________.

[muted laughter from class, flustered confusion from teacher]

French class. A new gem everyday.

What do YOU fais l'amour with, eh? EH???

Clearly the entirety of the world has conspired against me.

Today, I got up at 6 PM.

It is because I live a life of gluttony and sloth.

SLOTH.

There's something vaguely disturbing--yet very appropriate--about the fact that all the mannequins here have visible nipples. I suppose store managers just want you to get an accurate idea of how the clothes will really look ( Read more... )

My father knows someone in the White House, so on December 27th my entire family gets a private tour.

COOL.

Quand Julie fais l'amour avec un bel homme, elle vient rapidement. Mais maintenant, le bel homme est loin. Julie s'ennuie de homme. Elle l’adore. Elle est en amour! Elle a hâte de faire l'amour à l'avenir. Elle a hâte de venir beaucoup à l'avenir ( Read more... )

I received my paper back from Women and the Christian Tradition. The T.A. bereted me for not citing the sentence "Indeed, Jesus Christ's message was that of an overwhelming tolerance and love for all humanity ( Read more... )

Stephanie says:
are you coming to class tomorrow?
Stephanie says:
so we can stare at dreadlock girl?
Dan - AFRICA says:
YES.
Dan - AFRICA says:
hellz yes.
Dan - AFRICA says:
let's fuck her.
Stephanie says:
theres a tibetan movie night on thursday
Stephanie says:
we should invite her
Stephanie says:
and then have sex with her
Stephanie says:and then ( Read more... )

For Christmas I think I will ask for a baby lion. Once it grows I can set it loose on my landlord and small children.

I have a paper due in eleven hours on the Russian Mafia. I chose the topic because I thought it sounded interesting.

What I failed to take into account, however, is that I'M WRITING ABOUT A FUCKING SECRET CRIMINAL SOCIETY, so there's really only so much google can help me.