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~Questions They Never Ask On Surveys~
.: ok well these they ask:.
name:
are you of the penis or vagina species? vagizzle.
birthday: 7.8.89
height: 5'3"
weight: 135 lbs or somethin.
hair color: reddish.
eye color: blue.
.:favorites:.
number: 7.
body part: eyes, hair.
subject in school: art.
deli meat: roast beast.
shape: circle.
meal of the day: lunch.
decade: 60s.
fictional animal: david pomeranz's hallucinations.
member of the beatles: john.
random word: falafel.
barn yard animal sound: baaa.
childhood television show: ren and stimpy.
month: july.
year of your life thus far: 2004.
internet service: netscape.
microsoft word office assistant: paper clip but he's an annoying bitch.
power ranger: <3 the yellow ranger for being asian.
board game: clue.
video game: ...
language other than english to speak in in your everyday life: spanish is my love.
.:of your friends:.
the sexiest? nick especially when he's contorting in band.
horniest? faye valentine.
has the weirdest vocabulary? jen, wow.
is a total camera whore? max or ryan.
is most likely to not have sex until marriage? mean question.
is most likely to not have sex ever? mean again, but so tempting.
is most likely having sex while youre doing this? nobody.
is the biggest druggie? faye's a big pothead, she grows a lot of weed in her room.
reminds you of a character in a book? sophie reminds me of tibby in sisterhood of the traveling pants. <-- geek.
has the worst taste in music? no one i'm friends with.
best? jen.
worst sense of style? probably me.
best? bil' or liz.
computer geekiest? eh, i dunno.
most likely to succeed? jujube.
cutest couple? i don't know any good couples.
watches all the tv shows you hate? ...
what about the ones you love? nick and faye.
you have the weirdest conversations with? amy. furburger really needs to vacuum that rug.
is still stuck in the age of cds? everybody, they're better than ipods.
what about tapes? um no one.
watches disney movies? jocelyn and betsy!
is most likely to conquer the world? andria, like we were discussing in gym today. or gerardo the central american dictator.
most optimistic? jen.
pessimistic? jared.
realistic? nick.
do you make fun of the most? faye, probably. but i'm a loser myself so i think she knows the mockery means nothing.
if you didnt know better youd think they were a complete stoner? this is a dumb question.
.:random:.
post an excerpt from one of your current online conversations: not having one.
are you more like your mom or dad? dad.
ever liked one of your friends of the same sex? i've been fixated on how beautiful some of my friends are, looks or personality-wise, but never really had a crush.
whats your philia? a perfect cd mix.
what are you doing right now? listening to rufus wainwright.
if you were going to write an autobiography/memoir what would you call it? random acts of music. hahanot.
come on lets face it, no one ever pays full attention in class, what are you thinking about while they babble? yeah, you know.
what are you drawing in the margins of your notebooks? little faces, sometimes the toothpaste for dinner man.
describe the sound a giraffe makes: gronnnnnnnnhhhhh.
what do you hate most about your verbal skills? i usually have to struggle for the right word. also sometimes i can't control THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.
can you masturbate effectively? woah hellsyes.
if youre listening to music/watching tv quote the line thats playing right now: i'll build a stairway to paradise with a new step every day.
if you connect your birth marks/beauty marks/ whatever you want to call them, what do you get? the eiffel tower.
what would you do for a klondike bar? what wouldn't i do for a klondike bar?!
if you wanted to get to know a person but couldnt actually talk to them, how would you do it? write a...letter?
if you have caller id, who are the last 5 people who have called you? nick, shira, max, ani, hali.
whatd you talk to them about? nick - his amazingness in taping ANTM for me; shira - her almost giving me a computer virus; max - who the hell knows, everything; ani - how much we miss eachother; hali - wanting to hang out.
what color is your font on aim? black.
what college do you want to go to? stanford, vassar, brown, wesleyan.
was i right, are these questions youve never been asked before? mostly.