i loved today ( Read more... )

i'm glad kyle and veronica appreciate my silly poems that aren't quite poems.
you two are wonderful.

i am having a wonderful week ( Read more... )

to a certain boy...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH goddamnit get your act together and stop being a 9-year-old girl. it's not like i wouldn't say yes.

YOUR PORN STAR NAME ( Read more... )

lalalalaaaaaa guess who got a phone call from someone special!

mmhmm!

patrick whines at me ( Read more... )

i think i need an entry about ned ( Read more... )

you know what word i really hate? no, you probably don't. so i'll tell you. "crunk". for god's sake someone define crunk, and tell me exactly who decided to start referring to things as crunk, and how exactly you get crunk. and just looking at the word annoys me ( Read more... )

my bologna has a first name.
it's o-s-c-a-r.
my bologna has a second name.
it's m-a-y-e-r.
oooohhhhhhhh
i love to eat it every day and if you ask me why i'll SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy
'cause oscar mayer has a way with
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