So I guess there were tornados or something? In Ipswich or whatever? I dunno, I was too busy looking at
this
http://www.hotdogblog.com/ Aaaaand they have a blog. The wiener dogs have a wiener dog blog. It's like my penis has a blog.
It's a penis race!!!
This penis has an exotic flavor.
ETA: I can't make it work. Fuck you, Spicy Penis. Instead I give you: a particularly erect one.
Just a motherfucking boat full of cock.