popping blisters

[i_went_to_sleep]

i have amazing infected sores on my feet. one of my lymph nodes is all swollen up and it's hard for me to walk! talk about gross. it's all the fault of eight pint-sized japanese pixies that took over my life for a couple of weeks, leaving me an exhausted shell of my former gym-fit self. they are gone now but they still haunt me in my dreams. i am

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[mesopotamia]

Blame it on the itcher! I recommend you get some crutches. They will help cultivate your already rather mysterious reputation.

scrtch scrtch

[i_went_to_sleep]

it was strange to see mr kudo hobbling painfully on crutches one minute, then careening around the room at lightning speed the next. very mysterious.
that itching man passed his awful flaky affliction onto me and i will never be rid of it! no, i'm sure i'll be fine in a day or six. thanks for your concern sir jinx-a-lot.