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[i_will_stab_u]

So either the Dean is more bitter and hateful to everyone than I am or he wants to weed out the weak by intentionally pairing up students who will most definately kill each other.

Sora if you're reading this I'm currently devising a list of rules and god help you if you break any of them.

Seriously.

I will hurt you, consequences be damned.

Comments

[blackstar_key]

The Dean is bitter and hateful. Time to start living with it.

1/2

[allskyboy]

....-!!!

WHAAAAAT?

[allskyboy]

You're my roomate?! Are you serious?! What kind of joke is that?!

Still... uh, I guess it won't be so bad? How do you know we won't get along, huh? Maybe you're one of those secret teddy bears inside and I'm a lot tougher then I look! But, ugh, what rules? You know I have a dog, right?

Re: WHAAAAAT?

[i_will_stab_u]

...You have a dog? Is that even allowed in the dorms?

Regardless, here are the rules.

Stay on your side of the room.
Don't touch my stuff.
Don't drink my booze.
Don't bring friends over, even just to hang out. Go to their place.
Don't bring anyone to the room for sex.
Don't try to be my friend.
Don't try to get me to go out an socialize.
Don't wake me up if I'm sleeping unless it's an emergency.
Don't expect me to buy you alcohol.
Don't ask me for help with your homework.
Pretty much just don't do anything.

Likely I've forgotten something so expect the list to grow.