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Love is a whore named fancy ( Read more... )

I was just flipping through my journal and found this poem I wrote about months ago. It was funny that I found it at this moment. Just thought I would share ( Read more... )

idk if he still would go out with me..i wish i could get up the nerves to talk tah him and tell him i like him..

I read this and throw up. I hate when people talk like this. Let's shorten I don't know with idk, but let's make to a more difficult word and use tah.

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An interesting customer comes into my store today to deliver a message. He brings to me a print out of a craigslist missed connection.

http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/100387948.html

Now I have to figure out which customer plays on craigslist?

Let me start out by saying how much I hate you. I can't stand the fact that you leaving has left me feeling.....alone. I hate that I walk by an empty room. I hate that there is no one that accepts how crazy I am, or even knows how crazy I am. I hate that I don't know how to go through a whole week without seeing you. I hate that we have talked ( Read more... )

So I've decided that I am in lust with Johnny Knoxville. I even created a screen saver for my computer in his honor. He is so good looking, manly, and just plain raunchy.....and I like it. Don't worry Jared I wouldn't trade you in for Johnny Knoxville......maybe just invite him over for dinner and "play time" with us? Huh, huh?

Yesterday was one of those good days where you feel like you actually live in the city. The day started off sort of lame as I had to work from 7:30-1 because Em wanted the day off and I am so nice I covered her shift. So after work I go with one of my co-workers to the medical marijuana store and stock up on the good stuff. Mystery co-worker and ( Read more... )

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