I love to wake up, take a little stretch, then a stroll to the kitchen to swim in filth. No matter how many tiems I ask for it to be clean (not spotless, not super sanitary where I can eat off the floor) the message doesn't seem to come across. Well then, what else can I do? Hmm... I have an idea ( Read more... )

I love when Jared cooks dinner for me.

Mean Chili love, mean chili!

I was going to invite Peter over for chili and a drink, but he doesn't pick up my calls.

.................. I think he hates me.

I have a hard time dealing with my emotions on a case by case basis. When one thing comes up I don't know what to do with it, so I push it aside. Then another comes, and I push it aside. My shopping cart of suppressed emotions fills up sometimes (more and more often lately) and I have to check out. The problem is that the only emotion I can ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking serious.

You don't understand do you?

Why the fuck do I bother?

You will never get it.

That's right folks. When you go to the SF Zoo and you see the Penguins, remember, one of those (#213) is mine. I named him Scamper. I would like to give special thanks to my LOVE OF MY LIFE for this great gift ( Read more... )

I think I'm just alive ( Read more... )

So what, I havn't written anything in "a minute." I'm sorry, but does anyone else have a problem with that phrase? I know I do. People at my work use it profusely and it bothers me. I have turned into some sort of grammar queen at work lately. I don't even care that much about grammar, and I make mistakes all the time, but still I feel the ( Read more... )

I have the cutest nephews and I think everyone should know that.


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Just in case anyone else is unsure of my relationship status, I am happily engaged. Looking at this situation realistically, we (Jared and I) will not be able to tie the knot on April 1, 2005. I wanted to, one year anniversary, cute and shit, but there is no money and no time for it. Maybe the year after? Who knows. I'd like to keep the date, ( Read more... )