I knew he wasn't a novelist

[iabervon]

There have been a number of articles about the oddity of the prose in The Da Vinci Code and Dan Brown's other books. For example, they all seem to start with a occupational noun, followed by a proper name, with no initial article. This isn't a construction that people normally use, but Dan Brown has used it three times in three books, in a

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[iabervon]

Of course, these days everybody has been turning out to be unoriginal, and I'm no exception. In the interests of not getting a huge book deal just to have it cancelled, I might as well reveal the source for Hurricane Specialist Dan Brown.

[lokiect]

you are a goof. ;9