"Do you know what anthrax is ( Read more... )

So a grasshopper walks into the Capitol Building...

Today after aikido I came up with an idea for a sports drink soda fountain. You could select whether you want electrolytes (and maybe which ones), and how sweet you want it, and how many calories, and if you want caffiene or other additives, and you could select a flavor or combination of flavors. And it would mix it for you based on the settings, ( Read more... )

Occam's Eleven: eleven master criminals are all in casinos owned by the same person at the same time. The simplest explanation of the situation consistant with all of the available data is correct.

For those who live in Massachusetts, don't forget that today is Vote In Primaries Like A Pirate Day.

I've been back to thinking about my artificial intelligence project again, mostly due to having implemented the Porter Stemming Algorithm for use in a different project, and then noticing that it seems to be less accurate than my morphology pattern matching system, although it intentionally trades accuracy for unique results (my system knows that " ( Read more... )

The hillllllls...

Are alllllive...

✩ ✩Alive❣ ❊ Bwah ha ha ha! ❦ Death cowers before me! ❧✩

✩ With the sound of music...

Maybe my company ought to produce a line of monitoring devices that you wear on your hip with the brand "Kuiper", because somebody beat us to a GPS brand called "Fugawi" (and theirs isn't even something you can wear).

Oh yeah lab goes on ( Read more... )

Atonal Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler (arr. Kronos Quartet)

(instrumental)