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[iacho]

[ a little rock-person shifts by a box of twigs, creeping up slowly on its edge to peer in -- ]

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[heliolatrous]

[ That is SO COOL. ]

I didn't know rabbits could do that.

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[iacho]

[ The rock-thing is staring at you, Apollo... staring... staring.... ]

Ra... raaaah...bbit. Rabbit?

[ And then it sneezes. AND THE RABBITS TURN TO FIRE AGAIN.

And the rock-thing cries s'more.

Good job, Apollo. ]

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[heliolatrous]

[ No sympathy! Instead he is entirely amused. ]

That's great! Did you do that to them?

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[iacho]

[ Crosses his tiny hands over his eyes, peering between his slightly open fingers. ]

Ia... cho... didn't... ttttttto... touch them

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[loonyandproud]

They're no used t' you. They'll probably stop goin' on fire from y' being there eventually? [Campbell is just ROLLING WITH THE WEIRD THINGS, now.]

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[iacho]

[blinks very, very slowly.]

P...pro....ppppph... phew... proooomise?

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[loonyandproud]

Aye, alright, I promise. [And then, based on watching too many movies...] ...only, don't go strokin' them, alright? Just look at them.

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[iacho]

[stares deeply; meaningfully; forever.

The bunny, naturally, responds to this calm demeanour.

It compromises.

It bursts into motherfucking fire again. ]

[manofgnee]

...that's new...they must be cursed to do that. Huh.

Don't worry, I think they just do that when they're startled...rabbits tend to scare easily, just give them a little time, and they'll get used to you and they won't... spontaneously combust.

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[iacho]

[ Iacho listens... listens... lissssssteeeeeeens, then curls up within himself, taking up as little space as possible. ]

Li... lie... liiiike this?

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[manofgnee]

Well, I guess that could work...try holding out your hand to them...let them sniff and get used to you like that, so they won't get scared when you try to touch them!

[Hanna is not phased by the giant rock monster thing. He's seen weirder, and he doesn't seem mean, so.]

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[iacho]

[ That's good, because giant though he might seem on camera, Iacho barely reaches past the average man's knee. He does try to make friends with the bunnies, for all it's worth, leaving his hand out. The bunnies come closer...

...closer...

...and turn to flames again, because their cute, cute noses hit hard rock.

Cue tears. ]

[primrosella]

[My god it's hideous.

...But hideous or not, it also--whatever it is--seems...sad. And afraid. And lonely, that it's so interested in the bunnies. Poor thing.]

It's...it's all right, don't be afraid. I don't think they'll hurt you if you leave them alone...

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[iacho]

[ Oh - oh. Uh oh... It's a... a... ]

La... laydee.

[ Aaaaaaand he crawls behind the crate, looking past its edge to the network device every now and then. Shy Iacho is, inevitably, shy.]

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[primrosella]

[Awww, how cute. It kind of makes up for the ugliness.]

Yes, that's right. Hello! It's all right, you can come out if you like.

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[iacho]

[ slowly steps away from behind his crate. ]

Lay...dee. Lady. Hiiii... lady.

[rumblelina]

Beautiful lovely gorgeous~! IS IT NOT?

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[iacho]

[ covers his eyes even more so ]

Ri...li...rrrrrliiiiiiina.

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[rumblelina]

[ Blink, blink, on goes the video so that she can wag a finger at him. Waaait. No good that he's covering his eyes. Siiiigh. ]

Whaaaat. If you are to be talking speaking communicating with me Iacho~ it is
L~I~N~A.

LEEEEEENAAAAAH. And why are you being so scared terrified frightened of the pretties?

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[iacho]

So...shoooo....sho-rree. Rrrrrrleeeenaaaaaaah.

[ Looks up at the device... ]

Ia...cho... wanted. Play with... rabbbbbbbits.