Need a classic monologue? Here's one I prepared earlier.

[iainjcoleman]

I, Pencil by Leonard E Read:

I, Pencil, simple though I appear to be, merit your wonder and awe, a claim I shall attempt to prove. In fact, if you can understand me-no, that's too much to ask of anyone-if you can become aware of the miraculousness which I symbolize, you can help save the freedom mankind is so unhappily losing. I have a profound

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[kalypso_v]

I did once go to the Pencil Museum in Keswick. But I've forgotten what I learned.

[iainjcoleman]

You should have written it down.

[kalypso_v]

Using the tin of coloured pencils I bought as a souvenir.