Ebay is teh suxor.

Oct 03, 2005 14:43

Oh I'm fucking pissed right now. I finally got an Ebay account because I found the part I was trying to find for my car on there. I was going to wait until the last day to put my bid in, but decided to just do it today cause I was bored. As of this morning there were no bids. I checked it one minute ago and some asshole is bidding on it aswell ( Read more... )

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vsvictrolavs2 October 4 2005, 05:22:09 UTC
Oh you will learn the ways of ebay.

Be careful, they eat virgins alive there.

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"and Mario always says Virgins I love em" iainttha1 October 4 2005, 15:21:23 UTC
Isn't that the best way to eat them? Then they all wrigle cause you've got a tounge in there cuny hole and there afraid but your all "chill baby it's called an orgasm" and then she turns out to be a squirter and you catch a shot full of sugar juice in your face and you love it.

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deadjokker October 4 2005, 10:11:46 UTC
dont we all eat virgins alive?

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iainttha1 October 4 2005, 15:21:38 UTC
I haven't, but I would.

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oh man unh0lysavior October 4 2005, 14:32:36 UTC
Mashed potatoes tonight and yes vagina is best served warm wet and quivering.

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Re: oh man unh0lysavior October 4 2005, 14:34:10 UTC
oh, he said virgins... my bad... hey, does anyone even know any virgins, and if so, and they are hot, point me in their direction.

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Re: oh man iainttha1 October 4 2005, 15:18:58 UTC
I actually dont know one. Not a one.

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Re: oh man unh0lysavior October 4 2005, 16:28:39 UTC
I know one. But the virgin in question is a 24 yr old man (cute too)! Sorry Dan, I don't think you swing that way, or do you???

~J.

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