YYEEEAAAARRGGGHHH!!!! or I dont know, I worte the first line and WHAM!

[iainttha1]

What sort of mutant dog fish would there no doubtedly waiting around the corner? Only one way to find out. "Lock and Load boys!" I've been on this beat a long time. Reginold and Wes were my two right hand men. Reginold was kept to my immediate right, and Wes was more towards my back but still on the right side. "Who needs two right hand men?"

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[partialsolace]

HEY. I was READING THAT. FINISH IT.

[iainttha1]

I mean, if you really want me to I will. I just figured I would spare you all the torture of having to find out what the giant woman used The Commander as. It would have been detailed and filled with juices and excretions and was just wrong.