"Liza had put down a few, when she met this girl named Lou, who convinced her to go home-with her...

[iainttha1]

......she said MY NAMES LOUISE, now could you take your clothes of please, I wanna take you to the moon and back, so get on your back"Things I must say at you

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what up bitches

[unh0lysavior]

yea so last night was fun. The cop deserved the stink palm for being a rookie, you know he was cause he was like a day older than me and half a foot shorter. i dont understand how all these little dudes end up being cops. I am not saying that im big or tough or anything but this guy was small and i think any of us there would have been ablke to beat his ass. Yea so i gave hime a big dog shit hand shake to extend my appreciation, never before have i been so happy to have poop on my hand......ahhhhh poop, what a wonderfull thing. As for the stag you forgot to mention one of the key points of that night. Remember when we left and stopped to buy cigs those two black guys that ran us for our money with the cards, mainly your brother but i lost 10 bucks too. I dont think i had ever givin anyone props for swindeling my money but this guy deserved it he was fast... real fast, so he deseved a good handshake and a pat on the back after he robbed me. and my last note is on the girlfriend thing. while your gf was undoubtly rubbing your back

Re: what up bitches

[iainttha1]

Oh snap, your cat.

These little dudes become cops so they stop getting picked on and get to feel in control of the situation for once in there life. The assholes just become cops to continue being assholes, like what you would be if you were a cop. When the little guys who used to get picked on join the force, there asshole counterparts show them the way, and they bond, threw butt sex. Gay butt sex.

I cant believe I forgot about that. That guy deserved all the money he got. He was fucking fast. If I put money down I would have lost cause every time I watched him I thought I knew it, but I didnt. At least you guys put up all the money.

Re: what up bitches

[iainttha1]

Oh yeah, hahahahahahahahaha.

That was cause you got yelled at and I got a back rub.