Man I dont type my feelings out like used to anymore.  I just keep deleting what I type, I wonder why that is?  Not as cocksure as I used to be perhaps?  I feel like i'm not the rambler I once was, fueled by mary jane and ready to hop into many tangents at once bringing them all back together at the end with a heartfelt conclusion, or a fuck you ( Read more... )

 You know what kicks ass?  Getting paid to take a shit.  Or for that matter, getting paid to pretend to take a shit.  Best thing on Earth yes sir.  I calculated it out, and I make 25 cents per minute.  So for a 5 minute deuce deucin I get $1.25.  Thats pretty bad ass if you ask me.  I just went to the shitter, to pull a drive by Cosby drop off-ing ( Read more... )

You know whats been pissing me off lately?  These new FSC cigarettes they've released into the population to help stop chain smoking narcoleptics from burning down orphanages.  FSC stands for Fire Safety Cigarettes.  Which seems odd since i'm already lighting something on fire and inhaling the fumes.  Nothing safe about that right?  You might have ( Read more... )

 Most recently our network administrator decided to step up the list of things I can and cannot view on the internets.  That being said, I decided to hit up all of my old stomping grounds.  This is one of the very few that still remains accessible to me at work.  Which means it's a possibility I may start posting on here again.  Well, I just did so ( Read more... )

Whaaaaaaadup crackers ( Read more... )

Some of you may not know this tale. Some of you on the other hand know it rather well. Especially those of you who helped me threw my past car less year. Along with the two years before that when my car never worked. I'd like to thank anyone who picked me up from work when I had a two hour walk ahead of me. Also thank you to those who picked ( Read more... )

Carnivorous killer Russian squirrels.

I think that's all I need to say.

So awhile back, I wrote the most awesome post ever. It was about a tragedy, yet it still made me crack up when I proof red it. It was a myspace rant, and as some of you may know, myspace can be rather gay at times. Long story short, Julias house was robbed, also gay ( Read more... )

When it all came down to it, it had been almost 5 months. 5 long boring months of monogomy. 5 dragged out months of not making obnoxiously loud noises. 5 pointless months of lip softening. Most importantly though, 5 long months with no free beer. All that is about to change though. Well, most of it anyway ( Read more... )

Anybody who knows anything about anything knows what I'm about to say. The rest of you need to hop on the bandwagon ( Read more... )