Yeah friday, fucking awesome, Terri Schiavo's dead awesome, last night I got head awesome, your momma takes it in the pooper, also, rather awesome. Sooooo last night, good stuff. I went to pot luck dinner at Paul's house. Everyone brought there own shit and made it for everyone else. Julia and I being the more refined of the bunch(read: lazy)we ( Read more... )

Who would have thought that such a rainy crappy day could turn into the best day of my life. Well the best day of my recent life. I received wonderful news from my band members, and I got to eat my most favorite dish of all time that I had been denied for so many months, and here, is that tale ( Read more... )

Ladies ladies ladies!Hi ladies, how are you all today? Ahh good to hear, oh me, im fine thanks. Why yes I have been working out how kind of you to notice. Ive been working those stomach muscles with lots of hot sauce wings and beer. Yeah, my remote control finger is getting rather diesel. Would you like to have a thumb war? Of course of ( Read more... )

So just like the subject line states. It took 5 days, but on that fifth day, oh what a glorious day. Now I await my next deep sea diving excursion with much anticipation. It seems we have grown lazy. By we I mean her. Friday was good, I got to finally munch some quality carpet. I didn't stay down for as long as I should have, next time I will ( Read more... )

Let me just start this entry with the only thing you meat eaters care about......My TK's story. So as usual last night was a success, many flavors of flesh were devoured and washed down with the frosty elixir of the gods. By gods I mean me, and by elixir I mean beer. John and I had to wait for an hour an a half to get a seat, and the bartender ( Read more... )

Awww man, I totaly just got propositioned by one of our customers reps to spend Easter with her. Not easter in that corny bunny foo foo way all of you will be spending it. This is a non religious easter celebration all the way. She asked me if I was religious, I said no, and she told me she also was not. Now me and her had been on the phone ( Read more... )

Ok, ive got lots of shit to go over today. Some of it's sad(if your the woosey sensitive type)some of it's discouraging, and some it's just down right knee slapping hilarious. Ultimatley though you will have to click on some links and do what they say, or watch what they do. Either way it should be fun ( Read more... )

Well i'm back from my awesome weekend in Boston. Well ive been back for almost two days now but I haven't felt the urge to write my three page excursion out until now. Actually I don't even feel like it now. It might have something to do with all the drinking that has left me with a throbbing gourd that just wont subside. Maybe I should stop ( Read more... )

I was hanging out with Spen and Eric after we had that practice at Corner Pocket last night taking some bong rips and getting nice and toasty. While talking I was reminded of an embarassing story which I made sure to relay to them without leaving out one ridiculous detail. It was back when drinking was still fun(HA!, still)and Laura(to me)still ( Read more... )

Oh man, there is an old guy standing about 7 feet away from me. Not that I hate old guys, they're pretty cool, most of them have some interesting stories, not this guy though. He could have been in world war 2 took over a brothel and had an orgy with over 30 bangin german prostitutes at once while eating beef jerky and sniping poor old german ( Read more... )