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[iam21assfuck]

I flashed Dania in my dirty-dirty-ho bra yesterday. It really did it for her. She bent me over my kitchen table and started to do me real good. Hahah. Actually... she just blushed. It's that dirty

Comments

[ohholyfools]

yeah. who's the slut now?

[stabtacular]

you still are. pisces.

Re:

[ohholyfools]

yeah, hi... scorpio, thanks.

fuck no.

[housepaint]

ha. pfft. I'M the pisces.

[anonymous]

look...all i'm saying is that when i saw you on the street (and didn't know you), i thought that you had a lot of sex. and, by the way, you do flirt with EVERYONE! do we all remember the, "hi...can i have a large pizza with extra cheese?" episode? i thought you were going to jump into the phone and have sex with the pappa johns boy. (you're very lucky it wasn't james, or donut would have kicked your ass.) you just have this way about you that makes me think you wouldn't object to sex from...well...just about anyone.

Re:

[iam21assfuck]

Gee... that sure makes me feel better. Asshole. And I don't flirt with the people on the phone... I get nervous before I have to talk on the phone so my gets a little high and breathy. Fucker. And I only ever flirted with the one brad... not the other brad. Jerk. I hate you alot.

rachel?

[stabtacular]

was that rachel posting anonymously? she's not allowed to do that. too confusing. i need her to get a livejournal so she can become entrenched in our online communities. and she was right about the pizza thing. that was funny as shit. i can't believe i forgot about it.

Re: rachel?

[iam21assfuck]

of course it was freaking Rachel. I know... we need to talk her into getting one. I think the only way we can do that is to have everyone post secret entries that she can't read because she's not a user. Hahaha. And you're an asshole too. I didn't fucking flirt with the pizza guy.