Dear Driver, This parking space is reserved for the residents of Apartment Six (ie my roomate or me). Clearly, you are niether me nor my roomate. Ergo, this is not your parking space. Next time, please park on the street, where the spaces are plentiful AND free. Otherwise, I will be forced to take drastic measures. Thank You. MS
today i: bought tickets to see eve ensler bought cigarettes for the first time this year spent money i don't really have took a six hour nap which was only supposed to last an hour ate a lot of brie and bread
also-my face is really warm and pink. you'd think i was drinking. interesting, i know.
remember that one time i was packing to go to MI for winter break? and i felt like i was forgetting something but i didn't know what. and i thought and thought and thought. and finally realized i forgot bras and underwear. i rule.