Comments | iamasahm: I NEVER forward or post this stuff.. so this must be good

iamasahm

I NEVER forward or post this stuff.. so this must be good

Mar 05, 2008 16:22

''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't ( Read more... )

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wienerdog_racer March 5 2008, 22:47:30 UTC

You forgot the part where she adopted 40 cats, named each one of them, and talked to them.

The End. :D

Oh, and she made Energizer very happy from all the batteries she bought over the years, too. :)

iamasahm March 5 2008, 22:56:17 UTC

Awww... That all should be added to this story. She was a very happy person!! I bet you Energizer even gave her a discount!

wienerdog_racer March 5 2008, 23:24:53 UTC

Or maybe she invested in some rechargeable batteries. I dunno though...the last thing you would want is to wait for your Mr. Happy to recharge, I would think.

okjaybo March 6 2008, 00:36:24 UTC

Ahahaaa! That's funny! I highlighted, pasted and emailed to my girly friends!
Thanks for the laugh Lori!

stateofmain March 8 2008, 00:39:26 UTC

WHAT? She didn't watch SPORTS??

This is not a fairytale... This is a NIGHTMARE!!!!

iamasahm March 8 2008, 02:50:14 UTC

hahahaha! I guess just assumed that she got club seats or sat in a loge or something.

Did I ever tell you how I adore club seats?! At the Jake (ok Progressive Field) When you sit in club seats you get all food free. EVEN BETTER!! Before, you sit outside, in awesome seats and people come to take your order. Nice. Now, you sit outside, in awesome seats and you go up and get free food!! EVEN BETTER!!