Turns out Father Mark is an Aussie, not a Brit. I've been informed that that is a grave offense to anyone from Australia. I apologize if there are any kangaroos, wallabes, crocodiles, convicts, etc. reading my livejournal.

I finally remembered what I wanted to post the other day but forgot to in the midst of typing. First a small rant on the sense of smell. Olfactory. Just say it a few times. "I get so overwhelmed by olfactory hues." Ah, Phish, you always know just what to say. So smell is an odd sense. I don't want to offend anyone here but it seems like the ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've updated and I don't think that I'll ever get back to my intense pace, but here's something at least. Here are my days- Monday- 7:00-8:00 try to wake up, 8:30-9:00 bus to Hahvahd, 9-10 Greek, 10:30-12:30 Greek, 12:30-2:00 bus and car to work, 2:00-6:00 work, 6:00-7:00 drive home from work and eat, 7:00-1:00 or 2:00 do ( Read more... )

I just heard Automatic Music on a Dunkin' Donuts commercial...what is the world coming to?

Ah, the weekend. First of all - I remembered late Friday night what my other day-making experience was and it wasn’t all that exciting. The convenience store has a lot of different kinds of cigarettes and I have decided that Misty Menthol Light 120s are just about the girliest cigarettes you can buy. I’ve never had anyone ask me for them (the ( Read more... )

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Cheers to Joey for the original email that caused so much merriment and joy in my life.

PS - I do, in fact, love dogs, but if you can't laugh at the stupidlookingness of those creatures that you love, whose stupidlookingness can you laugh

I had two things that I was intending to mention here as the two highlights of my day at work and now I can only remember one. Damn my depleted brain cells. So I'll replace it with - reading Kirk's reply to my last post. Mostly the last part about dead babies. Dead babies make me giggle ( Read more... )

Well, that’s not entirely true. I also want to buy some black pumps and get my hair cut, but altogether they sound entirely too vapidly girlie. Not that I’m not vapidly girlie. Au contrair, I am. I just try (however unsuccessfully) to hide it. The reason for the title is the proliferation of males on the radar for me right now. A caveat - if ( Read more... )

Books that make me laugh out loud are hard to find. A book about punctuation that make me laugh out loud, I never expected to find. Yet here it is and I cannot recommend it enough ( Read more... )

Begin rant - I think that I oddly understand how my parents feel with the whole joint custody thing...or did, before they became good enough friends to not be annoying. Bret is a friend that I met through a boyfriend (who I will refer to simply as ykz). They were best friends in high school. After dating ykz for, essentially a lifetime and a ( Read more... )