Two words: fearsome codpiece.

[iambic5]

Okay, so, uh. There's a story here. Maybe last week, badplanmobile found this terrible Farscape fic. I mean, really terrible. And I decided, with encouragement from him and defenestratorrr, to bring my PPC agents out of retirement to kill it deadAnd that is what we have here

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[badplanmobile]

Yay, fic! I am SO, SO SORRY for subjecting you to this horror, but I'm also damn glad I did since this is the result. Okay, favorite bits:
"There was a pause. Then another." I don't know how you can have two pauses in a row but I am perfectly willing to believe SCORPIUS DOES. Also, OH BRACA.
“Growly Scorpius,” Rez squeaked. “And he’s choking her.” I can't tell you how thankful I am you pointed out that some things in that shit show actually could have been hot. Speaking for my person kinks, Scorpius pegging!? Oh dear lord, give me some of that! But the fact that the potential was there does not make it better. In fact, it makes it so much worse. I would rather have NO pegging in fic EVAR than have what little there is be bizarre and off-putting and remarkably unsexy.
I'm also so pleased you put real!Scorpius in this. It makes up for some of the OOC I put in my head. You write him remarkably well. I may be coercing some more Scorpius fic out of you in the near future.