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[iambicbongos]

Okay
I know I shouldn't
but when I see T-Shirts that say things like

"Dear God,
Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?
Signed
A Concerned Student

Dear Concerned Student,
I'm not allowed in schools.
God"

I do, I repeat DO, want to lash out.

Comments

[sonicv]

OH MY GOD.
That bitch Emily.
She's such an idiot.
She told me I was going to hell.
And I laughed right in her face.

[tucumcari]

Well, you have to respect the fact that in all reality, school's would be a much better place if God was there. For one thing, I wouldn't be. But the shirt is flawed... it's not that God isn't allowed in schools, it's prayer that's controversal, and as it stands, prayer is accepted, just not enforced. The real problem is that no one's ever seen God. If he were to make an apperance, I'm sure schools would be glad to let him in, and show him the facilities; Carver especially, because Mr. Freed has a gigantic boner that rises whenever guests come to tour the hallways. But, point being, Catholic chicks are diiirtttyyyyyyy. To quote myself, this one time I dated a Catholic chick and I banged her anus and I came so hard her colon exploded.

Please, please, don't anyone read the following. It only gets worse from "her colon exploded"

[tucumcari]

I didn't say anus when I originally spoke about Hiedi (the Catholic chick). I think I said I was fucking her in the ass so hard that when I came, her colon exploded. But I said "banging her anus" because fucking in the ass sounds so violent, you know? It's violent and kind of gross when you think about it. Banging in the anus is like... it's like beating a drum, you know, thump thump thump, but fucking in the ass, it's more truthful, but the truth is gross; I get the image of just tearing up the asshole and getting shit and blood all over the head of my dick and slicking down the shaft and getting all caught up in the pubes, then having the bodily fluid cocktail drip down into the wet vagina while that chick is screaming, or doing her best not to, her eyes watering up as she's having her shithole destroyed by some dude who just wanted to switch things up. But, of course, Catholics aren't people, so you don't have to feel bad about it. I mean, she wanted me to do her in the shitter so that she could still be a virgin, cause she was in

Re: Please, please, don't anyone read the following. It only gets worse from "her colon exploded"

[iambicbongos]

haahah
it did only get worse
that made my night a little bit better

Re: Please, please, don't anyone read the following. It only gets worse from "her colon exploded"

[apollosherbert]

true story?

[underscore___]

Umm.. hahahahahhahahahahaha

[theonlymirah]

dear god,
why do bad things happen to good people?
love, mirah
(a non-believer)

[lookscan_kill]

who can blame you?