a friend once told me that livejournal was at least ten times better than myspace. the very same friend coerced me in some twisted way and created this for me and, in fact, created my first entry. here are the repercussions, henceforth called my livejournal ( Read more... )

i'm sure by now you've all realized who this is
to those who have, congratulations
to those who have not, that's why you're not on my friends list.