The Myth of Brian Darch

[iamcoolbeau]

Brian Darch was born in 143 A.D. on the island of Crete, to a shepard named Varius. He spent much of his life training to be a lawyer, but secretly practiced what he always wanted to be: a harpist. He supplemented his law income by drawing pornography, which he would sell to elementary schoolchildren while they were waiting for their bus in the

Comments

[anonymous]

wtf Beau i am not French at all and only half that other stuff is true...wtf-Darch

[candy_skin]

do me do me!!!!!! LOL