Daniel Issac

[iamcoolbeau]

In 4th grade, on a gifted field trip, Daniel Issac was in my group. My mom was the chaperone. She thought his name was Dan Issacson. That's how it was written on the sheet. I remember standing in front of Burr Intermediate School and Dan looking very ponderous and saying "Everybody thinks my name is Dan Issacson. It's just Issac." Dan and I have

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What's the fucking holdup?

[anonymous]

For Christ's sake, you even associate me with Isaac, and you don't give me an entry?

You owe me for that time I scored you some killer blow in Colombia.

Just kidding.

It was Canada.

--Nitin

[anonymous]

Capital fucking job, ignoring that my name is spelled with 2 As and one S. And I think at this point Nitin should never get one based on sheer principle. Oh...the prospect of providing oral pleasure to your 50-something English teacher continues to be funny far beyond graduation from Middle School. Gary wants me to say "kudos." So kudos.

-Dan