gainesville is my favourite place.
it has my favourite dope addicts and glue sniffers.
i suck at beer pong...and by "beer pong" i mean "beer bottlecap toss"...yeah.
i heart flip cup.
KRS in the hizzayouse.

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i can't believe gas is 3 bucks now ( Read more... )

i love bryan and jessie.
and finding out how you know people are gay.
and my middlename given to me by bt...rutherford.
and that kid in the wheelchair.
and nuggets.
40 bucks well-spent.

"we were riding the motor boat.
the police pulled us over.
the motor wasn't all the way in the water.
he fixed that.
it was hot.
i got all sweaty."

sin cityyyy!!!!

ME: did you notice anything about sasha's skin?

NIMISH: yeah she's black...i'm going out with a black girl...

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getting my wisdom teeth out turned me into a vampire.
1. drinking lots of blood
2. sleeping during the day and waking at night
3. bored to DEATHHHHSDKFJH

we've all wondered what i'd look like if i got fat.
well here it is...puff the magic dragon...
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the wisdom teeth are out.
it doesn't hurt that much...but the pain is constant.
also i have to drain the pool of saliva that floods my mouth every 20 seconds.
it's gross.
i just watched father of the bride.
yeah...father of the bride.
i'm bored as BALLS.
i wish today was like ( 3 sundays ago )

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just saw sin city.
the 5th time's the charm.
beelzebub bless the dollar theater.
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