There are 2 swans that LOVE to hang out on the beach at the park I work at. I'm not sure what it is about swans but holy shit they are sweet, speaking of shit they love to poop on our beach and the poop is about the size of a small dogs poop, I shit you not! Every day I can expect to see these 2 swans at some point of my day playing hooky at the ( Read more... )

It would be weird to wake up to find your loved one laying next to you dead, just a bit weird. I guess possibly sad as well.

Three years ago (1095 days) I went to the Philadelphia museum of art. I took pictures of paintings and did not jot down the artists. Does anyone know who painted( this? )

Finally, I got a job ( Read more... )

I bought a new old bike to ride around town, so that my other bike doesn't have to be ridden on the pavement (wears down the mountain bike tires) and so that if it gets stolen that's ok because it was only 40 dollars. I'm actually really excited about it and want to *pimp* it out, rear bike rack with basket, LED reflector, mirror, toe clips, a ( Read more... )

Monday I went to go taste Chicago. Boy did Chicago taste goooooood. The most exciting part in Chicago were the horses. THE HORSES!? Yes the horses, there were 8 clydesdale horses. Clydesdale horses are possibly the coolest looking horses in the world. So what happens when you put a retard infront of the 8 coolest horses in the world, you still ( Read more... )

Entertaining.

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I must say @ 1:48 those young phillipine boys really know how to dance.

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Just a quick update, I bought a new carlo rossi friend and he is now empty with change already in him, so all is well. I did realize I couldn't find my small mp3 player so that also may have been stolen in the great arm break in. Someone called today saying that there is a possible job opening and what they do is raise animals and then sell them ( Read more... )

Someone stole my "piggy bank". I had a Carlo Rossi jug full of change, over the past 5 years I've had this jug. Someone broke the screen of my bedroom window, stood on top of a flower pot and grabbed my change. Who needs a laptop when you can have a jug of change, let's not steal the three frogs either, ridiculous. I would have used this change ( Read more... )

So I have an interview tomorrow. I decided it might be about time to learn to tie the ol' tie. I sat down and repeatedly watched youtube videos on how to tie a windsor knot. Everyone and their moms know how to tie a tie. So with a tie wrapped around my kneck, youtube videos going non-stop and 2 cups of cranberry apple juice I was going to ( Read more... )