12 Characters
The highly dubious 12 characters meme thing
1 Hermione Granger
2 Luna Lovegood
3 Sally Hope
4 Severus Snape
5 Lucius Malfoy
6 Con Maynard
7 Remus Lupin
8 Alicia Johns
9 Harry Potter
10 Sirius Black
11 Ron Weasley
12 Ginny Weasley
1) Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Sirius is an exhibitionist. Sorry, but he totally is.
2) Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Oh, Harry, I would think. Yes. The other possibilities are a bit squicky.
3) Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Well, despite my oft-stated preference for girls… 5. Lucius Malfoy. Sorry, Sally love; you lose out again.
4) Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Oh, bloody hell, that’d have to be the male option again. Severus Snape. Definitely. Yes.
5) 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood. Ooh, I am rather tempted to write this.
“Do you know what magic keeps these things up?” asked Luna dreamily.
“No, but I can keep you up if you want,” suggested Ginny.
6) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I wouldn’t pay to see naked pictures at all. How dull am I? How mean with money? I have indeed seen them: try anywhere in the HP fandom, really.
7) Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy. Ooh. I have so read this. I would think that…. Mmm ”fleshdress” might write it? Where? Malfoy Manor, I would presume. In luxury, even if against Harry’s will.
8) When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Ginny thinks about Luna. Obviously.
9) What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Ron Weasley’s? Oh God, I don’t want to think. Why do I always write slightly mad!Ron? This is now coming back to haunt me. He likes dressing up as a fluffy bunny, if that helps.
10) Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Ginny/Remus/Hermione
I would totally read it. My mind is vaguely boggling, but in a good way. I might write it. Maybe I’ll consider that.
“The Wolf In All of Us” (oh man, that sounds dubious).
Remus is ‘persuaded’ by Ginny and Hermione to further their sex education.
11) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Luna Lovegood or Con Maynard? Luna. Definitely. I can’t see her weirded out by anything, she’d be like “oh, is this what’s happening now? Carry on.” Con I think would probably be a little more straight laced, though I wish her the happiest of dubious consensual sex lives.
12) If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Ron Weasley and Sally Hope. I should think Ron might let it out, having absolutely no sense of discretion. Or no… no, it’s GOT to be the twins who find out, hasn’t it? Ron and Sally is, I think, the most improbable pairing I’ve considered in a long time (and that’s speaking as someone who’s written Draco Malfoy/Jane Austen!)
13) As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Lucius Malfoy offers to do Remus’s bidding? Ooh, chance would be a fine thing but I would absolutely LOVE to read it. I should think Remus would want to watch Lucius masturbate in front of him.
14) Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Severus Snape and Ginny Weasley. Not a pairing that delights me. Black pudding. And you can all use your imagination as to what they’re doing with it.
15) 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Alicia Johns and Severus Snape. Do you know, I think that Alicia is. That would be interesting to see. (Please, ”versipellis”?)
16) Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Harry Potter? Well, considering I’ve read him doing just about everything this is quite hard. I can’t imagine he’d be one for men in masks, though, all things considered.
17) What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Alicia Johns? Freak out. One because I am very happily monogamously partnered, thankyouverymuch; two, because she is far cooler than I am and I’d be too shy to suggest anything, even were my situation different.
What would Lucius Malfoy do with Alicia? What wouldn’t he do? I suppose it depends on how gay you think he is (I think he’s happily bisexual, personally, and therefore would make Alicia do anything he fancied.)
18) What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Sirius Black and Severus Snape? They wouldn’t tell their friends ANYTHING. That is just about central to most Sirius/Severus fics I write - the fact that they seriously do NOT want anyone to know.
19) 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Sirius for Harry. Oh gods. To join his tattoo declaring James-love, presumably… Um, a pair of glasses on his foot? (Sorry, I don’t appear to be able to take this question seriously.)
20) Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Luna Lovegood writes erotic Ron Weasley/Con Maynard fic. Do you know, I could really believe that Luna writes erotic fiction. And possibly she reads the Chalet School books and has inserted Ron into them. Anyway, summary:
“A handsome red-haired man is living on the Platz. Con Maynard finds that she can’t keep away. What is the secret that this man is hiding, and will Con discover it before he discovers all of her deepest desires?”
21) If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Luna Lovegood in front of Alicia Johns. Hmm. I would imagine that, presuming that Alicia knew Luna, she would tut-tut and hurry her upstairs telling her to get properly dressed before Matron saw her. She’d see Luna as an extreme version of Irene and Belinda.
1 Hermione Granger
2 Luna Lovegood
3 Sally Hope
4 Severus Snape
5 Lucius Malfoy
6 Con Maynard
7 Remus Lupin
8 Alicia Johns
9 Harry Potter
10 Sirius Black
11 Ron Weasley
12 Ginny Weasley
1) Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Sirius is an exhibitionist. Sorry, but he totally is.
2) Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Oh, Harry, I would think. Yes. The other possibilities are a bit squicky.
3) Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Well, despite my oft-stated preference for girls… 5. Lucius Malfoy. Sorry, Sally love; you lose out again.
4) Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Oh, bloody hell, that’d have to be the male option again. Severus Snape. Definitely. Yes.
5) 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood. Ooh, I am rather tempted to write this.
“Do you know what magic keeps these things up?” asked Luna dreamily.
“No, but I can keep you up if you want,” suggested Ginny.
6) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I wouldn’t pay to see naked pictures at all. How dull am I? How mean with money? I have indeed seen them: try anywhere in the HP fandom, really.
7) Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy. Ooh. I have so read this. I would think that…. Mmm ”fleshdress” might write it? Where? Malfoy Manor, I would presume. In luxury, even if against Harry’s will.
8) When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Ginny thinks about Luna. Obviously.
9) What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Ron Weasley’s? Oh God, I don’t want to think. Why do I always write slightly mad!Ron? This is now coming back to haunt me. He likes dressing up as a fluffy bunny, if that helps.
10) Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Ginny/Remus/Hermione
I would totally read it. My mind is vaguely boggling, but in a good way. I might write it. Maybe I’ll consider that.
“The Wolf In All of Us” (oh man, that sounds dubious).
Remus is ‘persuaded’ by Ginny and Hermione to further their sex education.
11) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Luna Lovegood or Con Maynard? Luna. Definitely. I can’t see her weirded out by anything, she’d be like “oh, is this what’s happening now? Carry on.” Con I think would probably be a little more straight laced, though I wish her the happiest of dubious consensual sex lives.
12) If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Ron Weasley and Sally Hope. I should think Ron might let it out, having absolutely no sense of discretion. Or no… no, it’s GOT to be the twins who find out, hasn’t it? Ron and Sally is, I think, the most improbable pairing I’ve considered in a long time (and that’s speaking as someone who’s written Draco Malfoy/Jane Austen!)
13) As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Lucius Malfoy offers to do Remus’s bidding? Ooh, chance would be a fine thing but I would absolutely LOVE to read it. I should think Remus would want to watch Lucius masturbate in front of him.
14) Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Severus Snape and Ginny Weasley. Not a pairing that delights me. Black pudding. And you can all use your imagination as to what they’re doing with it.
15) 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Alicia Johns and Severus Snape. Do you know, I think that Alicia is. That would be interesting to see. (Please, ”versipellis”?)
16) Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Harry Potter? Well, considering I’ve read him doing just about everything this is quite hard. I can’t imagine he’d be one for men in masks, though, all things considered.
17) What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Alicia Johns? Freak out. One because I am very happily monogamously partnered, thankyouverymuch; two, because she is far cooler than I am and I’d be too shy to suggest anything, even were my situation different.
What would Lucius Malfoy do with Alicia? What wouldn’t he do? I suppose it depends on how gay you think he is (I think he’s happily bisexual, personally, and therefore would make Alicia do anything he fancied.)
18) What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Sirius Black and Severus Snape? They wouldn’t tell their friends ANYTHING. That is just about central to most Sirius/Severus fics I write - the fact that they seriously do NOT want anyone to know.
19) 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Sirius for Harry. Oh gods. To join his tattoo declaring James-love, presumably… Um, a pair of glasses on his foot? (Sorry, I don’t appear to be able to take this question seriously.)
20) Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Luna Lovegood writes erotic Ron Weasley/Con Maynard fic. Do you know, I could really believe that Luna writes erotic fiction. And possibly she reads the Chalet School books and has inserted Ron into them. Anyway, summary:
“A handsome red-haired man is living on the Platz. Con Maynard finds that she can’t keep away. What is the secret that this man is hiding, and will Con discover it before he discovers all of her deepest desires?”
21) If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Luna Lovegood in front of Alicia Johns. Hmm. I would imagine that, presuming that Alicia knew Luna, she would tut-tut and hurry her upstairs telling her to get properly dressed before Matron saw her. She’d see Luna as an extreme version of Irene and Belinda.