001 [Voice]

[iamjoesjournal]

[starts out a bit muffled/distant sounding, like he's holding the receiver away from his face and/or covering the mouthpiece]

What are you doing? Why are you--what? ...Hey, YOU talk to them! I'm not--Tyler? TYLER! ...Shit!

[fumbling noises and a loooong pause before he says anything...]

...Hello?

Comments

[ra_ra_razputin]

Hi!

Who's Tyler?

[iamjoesjournal]

A person.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Well, gee, that narrows it down a lot.

[iamjoesjournal]

What does it matter who Tyler is?!

Look, I just...woke up, and I was in this house with these strange people who said they were my family and I need to know--I need to know what happened.

[bustydefense]

Is everything all right now?

[iamjoesjournal]

[pretty much answers that question like a sarcastic jackass lmao]

Yeah, everything's really great. Except now this woman who says she's my wife keeps trying to get me ready for a job I don't have AND I still don't know what the fuck's going on!

[bustydefense]

[Yeah she's going to politely ignore that for now]

I'm sorry no one's explained anything to you - I thought by now someone might have. Unless you've refused to accept the explanations offered?

[iamjoesjournal]

[sighs in frustration before trying to calmly continue]

One person said...I was stuck here.