i just ate 19 cloves of garlic.

OKAY SO IF YOU LIVE IN MUSKEGON YOU NEED TO GO TO FAMOUS INDIA RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS RESTAURANTS I HAVE EVER BEEN TO ( Read more... )

so many times i want to sit down and write something meaningful. i know i'm capable of it. but i never do. well, that's not completely true. i rewrote a decent part of the wikipedia article on ol' dirty bastard yesterday. that's pretty meaningful.

a picture speaks a thousand words.


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if any of y'all ever settle down someday and have kids and decide that you want those kids to play baseball or softball, please, for the sake of umpires like me, do not yell and scream at us when we make what you perceive to be bad calls. at a little league game i umpired tonight, i had to tell a woman that if she yelled anything else at me, i ( Read more... )

from ol' dirty bastard's wikipedia page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol%27_Dirty_Bastard

Legal troublesIn 1993, ODB was convicted of second degree assault for an attempted robbery and in 1994, he was shot in the abdomen following an argument with another rapper ( Read more... )

lectura numero uno ( Read more... )

watch out for those gorilla-like atheists tryin' to tear up your bible and faith and shit.

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i am thinking about transferring to this school my junior year. norman finkelstein would be one of my professors. how badass would that be? plus, ya know, chicago and all.

I woke this morning and all seemed peaceful ( Read more... )