Jill's Voicemail/E-Mail

[iamnotallgirl]

"Hi, you've reached Jill McTeague. I'm not in right now, so if you'll please leave a message, I'll get back to you after while.

*pause*

"Oh, and if a guy picks up the phone, don't tell him anything. In fact, pretend it didn't happen."

*beep*

Comments

Re: Voicemail

[blondecanary]

[from here]

"Hi, sorry, you've got the wrong number. This isn't the pizza parlor, so I don't know where you are. Plus I can't make pizza. Uh. I'm Dinah? ... right. Anyway, try again, guy."

Re: Voicemail

[iamnotallgirl]

[Continued here]