hah! everyone should do this.

[iamnotclever]

leave your name in a comment and i'll reply to it with what i really think of you.

Comments

[transparentsex]

ASHLEE!

[iamnotclever]

ashleeeee, i think you have cute hair
and are very cute all around, and a very nice
person. i cant say i know you too well, but
i'd love to hang out sometime. i have nothing
bad to say!

[elyserenee]

elyse

[iamnotclever]

mmMM, you are the cutest little thing off
the meat rack. havent talked to you much
either, at least not lately. i think that
there's a lot to you, and i don't know what.
let's find out!

[samvisgay]

randall t. pitsworth
aka
sam

[iamnotclever]

sam! you dirty scoundrel. you are
very forward most the time, and you
talk a lot, mostly about stuff
i don't know about. aaand you say i'm naive,
but i say i'm a heartless wench. i used to
have a crush on you. hah! back in your cox
days. hope richmond treats you well.

[boringlifestory]

the truth

[iamnotclever]

jack- you were drunk today? is this true??
you're not the man i fell in love with!
anyway, you're really smart, not that i
need to tell you that, and always know
what's going on in the world. uhhh i don't
have anything new or harsh to say to you
(or anyone i guess) which is unfortunate.

do mee miss simpson!

[gabbyisthebest]

gaaaabbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Re: do mee miss simpson!

[iamnotclever]

i will do you. pretty pretty gabby,
i think you're really mature and responsible,
and lots of fun to uhh sleep next to on a couch. heheh!
the only bad thing about you is that youre
way better than me and everyone else. i can take
it though. let's hang out.