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So, I a few days ago (maybe even a week ago) my sister Nephimar and I had a very interesting chat about “Loafing” (which by the way is indeed a word). Here is our conversation:
Me: Will you get me a piece of bread?
Nephimar: Yeah, here’s the loaf *toss*
Me: Epp! Careful with the bread!
Nephimar: Don’t eat the whole loaf!
Me: I’m not!
Nephimar: But you’ve got the whole loaf with you.
Me: You gave it to me!
Nephimar: No Loafing!!!!
Me: What’s loafing?
Nephimar: *Shrugs*
Me: Bread is good for you
Nephimar: Not if you eat the whole loaf
Me: Yah huh, Why wouldn’t it be?
Nephimar: You’d get sick
Me: Nuh-uh
Nephimar: Would too. Look at it this way: What would happen if you ate a whole loaf of bananas? or better yes a loaf of cake?
Me: *looks blank*
Nephimar: You’d get sick, that’s what
Me: There’s no such thing as a loaf of cake
Nephimar: Sure there is
Me: *Is confused* What’s a loaf then?
Nephimar: That is the question isn’t it: What is a loaf? What is anything in this most unperfect world?
Me: .............Give me the dictionary
Nephimar: *Toss*
Me: *Reads definition* “A formed mass of bread, cake, or sugar”
Nephimar: See?! Loaf cake! It does exist!
Now you are all probley thinking that My sister and I are crazy out of our minds, but we have these kinds of conversations all the time, so this is very normal for us! If you know me at all then you will know that odd conversations at any time of the day are bound to come up. I love talking about random things at random places and freaking out the people around me!
Last night Tiffany, Brandon M. went to the movies, we went & saw Amityville Horror. Through about half of the movie I had a death grip on my hand, then during the part where the guy kills the dog in the boat house I had to look away from the screen, luckily there was a group of people our age-ish about three rows down, so during that part I had to keep repeating to myself ‘look at the hot guy, look at the hot guy’ . But it was a good movie! Then once the movie was over we were going to go to Fireside Coffee house down town, but then we decided to go to ihop. While we were there we were all talking and then all of a sudden out of no where, Brandon grabbed his napkin and threw it across the table, which sent Tiffany & I into a rage of laughter. His sudden outburst with the napkin then gave Tiffany reason to torment him, buy taking her napkin and messing with us, because it gave him goose bumps, then she would take it and rub it on his arm, and he would respond but itching and stinking his other hand into his water to wash off the spot where the napkin had been. This kept going for about a half hour. Until we finally moved on to another topic. Once we exited ihop, two guys sitting on the bench outside looked at us and said “Be careful out here, its wet & cold” At that we chose to ignore them and walked up to Fred Mires on Foster, where we left Brandon to wait at the bus stop, and we proceeded to walk all the way to my house.
Once we arrived at my house we talked until late into the morning once 6am rolled around we were getting pretty bored, we thought about calling people at 6am just to talk, Tiffany suggested I call Brandon G. However I chose not to, because I figured that he would end up calling us crazy and hanging up on us then going back to sleep. Sometime after that we retreated to into my living room, where I ended up falling asleep on the couch & waking up the next morning around 9am, to a very stiff neck!!
And Thus ends the wonderful, and entertain events that happened lately in my life.